Roy Glanville offers an extract from his new hilarious book where he reveals stories from around the racing circuit

Baxter had just seen the finish of the three-mile Chase at Aintree in which his selection had finished several bus stops behind the winner. The horses were making their way back to the unsaddling enclosure and as his selection passed by, Baxter called out “You couldn’t ride a rockin’ horse”. The jockey to whom this was directed gave a disgruntled look at his assailant and mentally filed the comment under ‘bad loser’. This was ind...